A Taxi Driver's Excuse Story

On the phone....

Hello Boss?  It's me....Marty.....

I'm afraid I won't be able to come to work today....maybe even longer....

You see, I lost my car.....it just sort of drifted away you see.......

And the worst part is.....I wet my pants when it did!

So I hope you understand and will give me another car soon and maybe some dry pants?..... 

Attached below  is a picture, which I hope you will agree is enough evidence.....

Thanks Sandi for sending the pic.