The Story of Motumbo

Motumbo was a tall black African, who just arrived (illegally) in London.
Mary was an English Lady - young, tall, blond, blue eyes and very refined.

They met each other in South Kensington,
(where Motumbo was selling sunglasses),

and they fell in love.

Mary was so impressed that she wanted to introduce Motumbo to her Father.

The Father, an English Lord, was furious, and tried without success to break up the happy couple.

In the end, the Father wanted Motumbo to prove himself,
 so he agreed to the marriage on a few conditions:
The first being an MBA from Harvard.

Motumbo went to Harvard, and studied furiously, and in 6 months he received his MBA.

"Motumbo loves Mary, Motumbo study."

The father is very surprised so he gives him his second condition:
To earn 1 Million Dollars in one month.

With his contacts through his MBA, Motumbo went to Wall Street,
 worked like a Trojan, and came back after 1 month with 1 Million Dollars.

"Motumbo loves Mary, Motumbo worked."

The Father doesn‘t have any more ideas….suddenly he has a brilliant idea….
And that if Motumbo wants to marry his daughter,
 he must have a penis that is one metre long to keep her eternally happy.

"Motumbo loves Mary, Motumbo will shorten." 

Motumbo after cutting:

So the father had no options but to give his blessing and..... 

"Mary loves Motumbo, forever and ever"