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Concerning the Proper Age to Get Married
"Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
then!"
Cam, age 10
"No age is good to get married at.... You got to be a fool to get
married!"
Freddie, age 6
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How Can a Stranger Tell if Two People are
Married?
"Married people usually look happy to talk to other people."
Eddie, age 6
"You might have to guess based on whether they seem to be yelling at
the same kids."
Derrick, age 8
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What Do You Think Your Mom and Dad Have in
Common?
"Both don't want no more kids."
Lori, age 8
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What Do Most People Do on a Date?
"Dates are for having fun, and people
should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if
you listen long enough."
Lynnette, age 8
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date."
Martin, age 10
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What the Children Would Do on a First
Date That Was Turning Sour
"I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers
and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns."
Craig, age 9
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When is It Okay to Kiss Someone?
"When they're rich!"
Pam, age 7
"The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
that."
Curt, age 7
"The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them
and have kids with them.... It's the right thing to do."
Howard, age 8
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The Great Debate: Is It Better to Be
Single or Married?
"I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing ... I'm never
going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out!"
Theodore, age 8
"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody
to clean up after them!"
Anita, age 9
"Single is better ... for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to
change no diapers... Of course, if I did get married, I'd figure something
out. I'd just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and
diaper-changing."
Kirsten, age 10
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What Advice Do You Have for a Young
Couple About to Be Married?
"The first thing I'd say to them is: 'Listen up, youngins ... I got
something to say to you. Why in the heck do you wanna get married,
anyway?'"
Craig, age 9
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What Promises Do a Man and a Woman Make
When They Get Married?
"A man and a woman promise to go through sickness and illness and
diseases together."
Marlon, age 10
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How to Make a Marriage Work
"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a
truck!"
Ricky, age 7
"If you want to last with your man, you should wear a lot of sexy
clothes.... Especially underwear that is red and maybe has a few diamonds on
it."
Lori, age 8
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Getting Married for a Second Time
"Most men are brainless, so you might have to try more than one to find a
live one."
Angie L., age 10
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How Would the World Be Different if People
Didn't Get Married?
"There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?"
Kelvin, age 8
"You can be sure of one thing - the boys would come chasing after us just
the same as they do now!"
Roberta, age 7
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