Most Embarrassing Moments
DRESSING UP
My name is Barry. Last year for Halloween, my ex-girlfriend Brittany asked me to go to a costume party with her. She said she would take care of my costume, so I let her. That was a mistake! On the day of the party, I arrived at Brittany's house to find out that she and her roommate Sara had decided that I would go as a cheerleader. At first I was hesitant but they thought it would be lots of fun, so I agreed to it. That was also a mistake! Then...Brittany pulls out this panty and told me that I had to wear it under my cheerleading skirt. It was a string-bikini panty...Brittany said she wanted to get me a brief but she could only find the right color to match my cheerleading uniform in the string-bikini style of panty. After some pleading on their part...I reluctantly agreed to wear it. That was a big mistake! I put on my costume and was somewhat shocked to discover that the skirt was incredibly short. I was even more shocked to discover that those string-bikini panties would "ride-up" on me after just a few steps and get pretty cheeky. I knew it was gonna be an embarrassing evening but I decided I would just have fun with it. When Brittany, Sara, and I got to the party...I was blushing. Brittany then tells me that she signed me up to participate in the bobbing for apples game. I was the first one up and I bent over the tub of water without even thinking. I heard lots of laughing and figured that people were laughing because I was having a hard time getting an apple. After about one minute, Sara yells out, "hey Barry, we really love those cute little panties!" I stood up immediately and grabbed my butt. I suddenly realized that I had been giving everyone a free panty show in my cheeky panties. I just stood there for a second with my mouth wide open...totally dumb-founded. The room erupted with laughter and I just blushed and started laughing too. I was soooo mortified that I had to walk out of the room for awhile. To this day, I still have a few girls that will ask me about my panties everytime they see me. It is so totally embarrassing. YIKES!!!
Send in by Barry
NOT GAY!
I’m a gay single guy. My female friend and I were out
riding with a group of cyclists and she found herself riding with a handsome guy and
during their conversation she thought that he said he was gay. She tried to get me to pursue this guy but I wasn’t
ready.
After a few months I realized he was a really nice guy
and got up the courage to send him an e-mail telling him that we had a few
things in common (both gay, single and enjoy cycling).
I further added that
I would love to get to know him better and invited him to lunch.
Later that day I told my friend that I sent this guy an
e-mail. She turned, looked panicked and told me that she brought
up the subject to this man’s friend and it turns out he was NOT gay!
Send in by Anonymous
Pansted Me
My crush was in his front yard and waved at us. Just then my friend pansted me! I was so embarrassed.
When I was walking back home with my friend, she pansted me again! in front of my crush.
Big Peter
I was in the airport and had to go to the bathroom. it was very busy holiday
and there was a little line in the bathroom to wait. over in the corner was
a man and his son, the father was standing next to his little boy. suddenly
as loud as the boy could say he looked up at his dad and said " my daddy
what a big peter you have!" the father just kind of grinned and looked at
his son. then the boy asked, "is my peter going to be as big as yours daddy
when I grow up? I hope so." with that the father zipped up patted his son
on
the back and exited the restroom, so that everyone could start laughing.
Send in by Mr. Rex in phoenix
A SLIP UP
Once I was going to the bathroom and I had a dress on. I went to a store
near by. When I got home I realized my dress was in my underwear. I was so
embarrassed.
Sent in by Lucia
GOLF BALLS?
One day while my aunt was golfing with some of her
friends they got backed up on the next tee. The foursome behind them
arrived before they could tee up. One of the zippers on one of the men
golf bag was unzipped. Aunt Pearl looked at him and replied. Mister you
better do your zipper up or else you may loose your balls.
Sent in by James Craig
IT'S A FAIR COP
A few days after mum passed her first-aid certificate, we were out shopping
when we came across a crowd standing round somebody on the ground. "Stand
clear!" mum ordered, wrestling her way through. "I've done
CPR!" I was so proud of the way she confidently took charge of
things, until a police officer appeared and dragged her back.
"Madam," he barked, "we are in the middle of arresting this man,
so please stand clear!"
D. McLead, Tweed Heads, NSW
SECONDS ANYONE?
The office where I'd just started working held a farewell dinner for a senior
executive at a new local Mexican restaurant. Everybody had settled in and
ordered and a few minutes later a waiter appeared with dips and corn
chips. What a great restaurant, I thought, supplying free nibbles before
the main course. I politely handed them round the table. I was just
imagining what a good impression I was making when my boss leant over and
murmured in my ear: "Do you realise that's my entree you're offering
everyone?"
Vicki Rankine, Toogoom, QLD
LADY GOLFER
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was
unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several
minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the
store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said,
"I think I like playing with men's balls."
Colleen Collins, 31, Ferndale, MI
NUTS ABOUT YOU
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of
nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked
if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts."
My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red
and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.
Faye Emerick, 34, Ellerslie, MD
CURL UP AND DIE
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked
loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"
Melinda Lowe, 39, Seguin, TX
PAD PLEASE
An insurance man visited me at home to talk about our mortgage insurance. He
was throwing a lot of facts and figures at me, and I wanted to jot the info
down, so I told my 6-year-old son to run and get me a pad. He came back and
handed me a Kotex right in front of our guest.
Kathy Newman, 46, Winston-Salem, NC
HO HO HO
I was taking a shower when my 2-year-old son came into the bathroom and wrapped
himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so I ran
for my camera and took a few shots. They came out so well that I had copies made
and included one with each of our Christmas cards. Days later, a relative called
about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting I take a closer look.
Puzzled, I stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to
my son, I
had captured my reflection in the mirror - wearing nothing but a camera!
Name Withheld
THE BANK
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some
pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after
receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if
she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To
my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening,
"If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you
kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this
enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered
up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me were screams of laughter.
Amy Richardson; Stafford, Virginia
PRICELESS
One of the funniest "most-embarrassing-moment" stories I've come upon
in a long time was about a lady who picked up several items at a discount store.
When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no
price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and
boomed out for all the store to hear,
"PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE."
That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently
misunderstood the word "Tampax" for "THUMBTACKS." In a
business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom. "DO YOU WANT THE
KIND
YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?"
Name Withheld
THE TEACHER
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming
around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She went back to
find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had
just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told
him to go down to the principal's office.
He was to phone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and
returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.
The teacher went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with
his penis hanging out. "I thought I told you to call your mom." she
screamed. "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could
stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."
Chris Vaught
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