I'ma come here to a hotel.

I go down to eat soma breakfast. 

I tella the waiter I wanna  two piss toast.  

He bringa me only onea piss........

I tella him I wanna two piss....

He say, go to the toilet.

I say you no unnerstan'.  I wanna two piss ona my plate.....

He say you better no piss ona a plate you sonna ma bitch!

I don't even know the man and he calla me sonna ma bitch!!....

Later, I go to eata soma dinner at another restaurant....

The waitress bringa spoon, ana knife, but no fock.....

I say I wanna 'fock'.....

She tella me everybody wanna fork....

I say, you no unnerstan'...I wanna fock on the table.

She say you better not fock on the table you sonna ma bitch!

I don't even know the woman an' she calla me sonna ma bitch!

So I go back to my hotel, an' there's no sheet on my bed....

I calla the manager an' tella him I wanna sheet on the bed.

He say you better not sheet on the bed, you sonna ma bitch.

I don't even know the man an' he calla me sonna ma bitch!!

So I go to check out and the man at the desk, he say peace to you....

I say piss onna you too, you sonna ma bitch!!

I go back to Italy.....

I canna look at my owna Pissa there!