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All The Best Powerpoint Presentations
CLICK HERE

Powerpoint of the Month (adult)

Thanks Holly

Powerpoint of the Moment (adult)

thanks Mary

Flash of the Moment thanks Reg

My favourite Ad of the time

thanks Joop

Funny of the Moment

thanks Mary

Movie of the month

Thanks Holly

Movie of the Moment

Thanks Holly

Short Clip of the Moment

Thanks Holly

Ad of the Moment
thanks Mary

Music Clip of the Moment

thanks Barb

Easy Listening for the month

thanks Joop

Thought for the Week

thanks Buddha

Maxine of the Moment

tthanks Barb

Maxine pps

2008 Fireman Calender Thanks Barb

Love 2008

thanks Helmi

A Funny thanks John&Di

Fancy Body Art ADULT! thanks Joop

'Most Embarrassing Moments'

Thank you so much
for forwarding emails

COMMENTATING AT IT'S FUNNIEST
'what they wish they never said' thnks Joe

VALENTINE REJECTS thanks Joe

Xmas for Adults

Halloween for Adults

Naughty Limericks thanks Joe

Naughty Limericks 2 thanks Joe

How to eat pussy thanks Yvonne

Useless.doc thanks Troy

A couple of Biker Chicks thanks Joy

Stephen King - The Hand thanks Shirley

harley.exe thanks Jim&Suzie

IraqiInformationMinister.mpg thanks Raymond

Perfectjob thanks Shirley

WarningChildrenAround

OzLuvPoem1 (2).jpg thanks Tamara

ToplessDancers thanks Yvonne

calories.jpg thanks Lorzee

LOVEIS.doc thanks Tracey

Find 30 animals thanks Mickey

baby1.exe Thanks Nigel

womenonlycarpark.doc Thanks Jon

loser test_1.xls Thanks Yvonne

Pick On Men Time thanks Susie & Jim

Brad.doc thanks Susie & Jim
This one's for the ladies (or men;-)

Airline Humour thanks Reg

Wow 18+.zip Wet bikinis 18+! thanks Raymond

Send Someone A Nice Kiss ;-) thanks Dustin

The Dead Are Alive.. but falling apart! thanks Mick

50 Oxymorons.exe thanks Raymond

What is it that has fascinated men for centuries?
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The second thing that has fascinated men for centuries
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What women become when they have pms
CLICK HERE

Have you seen the movie 'First Wife's Club'?
Click here to see the new one 'Dead Wife's Club'

Want to see thirteen nude chicks?
CLICK HERE

Wise Fart Sayings Thanks Bob

How do you tell if your woman is a real woman? Take the test
ChicBoyTest.xls thanks Raymond
this is a Microsoft Excel sheet

Geography Of A Woman /Man

Midlife Crisis for Women

How men and women shower

Left click on the four thumbnails below to enlarge and view it,
then if you like it, right click to save it to your own computer...

Pic of the Moment

Thanks Sandi

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            Windows for Australians                                   Windows for Tynesite

Computer technology for country folks

Thanks Sandi

Tech Support: "Tell me, is the cursor still there?"
Customer: "No, I'm alone right now."

Some Funny Tales:

Missing Wife
nudity

A Gruesome Tale
not for the fainthearted!

A Day Off Work
his story

A Nightmare
nudity

Grave Email
very grave

Jelly
Sex with jelly

A True Story
Broken Penis?

Taxi Driver
wet pants

Italian Story
An Italian Story

Visitors
A true friend?

Badrabbit
ooh, a bad rabbit!

Exercise
reasons not to exercise

Beer
nudity

Hell
question about hell

steroids
nudity

Catpill
pill for a cat

motumbo
nudity

homework
a school assignment

Ghost
the Lancashire ghost

blondechick
adults only ;-)

English language
funny language

Women
Q & A

Kids Quotes
funny kids

Monks life
It's a monk's life

Me Mudder
my mother

Cheerios
a little joke

liverpool
a little joke

Redneck
a redneck joke

Good To Be A Man
it's good to be a man

Hillbilly Medical Terms
some medical explanation
Living in the Usa
It's different where you live
childrensquestions

Some past favourites below:
A ctual_headlines    Anagrams    Church    Court    Doctors write Doug's Poem
Job applicant    Child Support    First Time    Letters_to_the_landlord

Funny File of the Moment
Sent in by the Specialist

1000's of jokes!!

"If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body
then only left handed people are in their right minds?"
A request from a visitor; Australian slang:
http://members.tripod.com/~thisthat/slang.html
Funny Signs:
"Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly"
"Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you'll get
or how long it last"
"Man who goes with woman with flat chest, feels low down"
Funny Quote:
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--Henny Youngman
Just a silly Joke:
Three Irishmen walk into a bar.....
You'd think one of them would have seen it!

Paintings and Vector paintings I made from scratch with my paint tablet and tutorials...

Would you like to learn how to do them yourself?
Learn more about Paint Shop Pro painting and Graphics? Click on Mapie

My Outlook Express and Incredimail Stationery here

http://txc.net.au/~mapie/stationery/mainstationery.html

Totally Absurd Inventions thank Jon

Funny Classic Sports Quotes

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